Sunday, February 13, 2011

When Valentines Go Bad.


In honour of Valentines Day, which is going to be very low-key around here this year (partly due to the following), I've decided to share the adventure of our preparations for the big day last year:


Tuesday, 3:30 pm:

Juliana came home today and asked if I could bake treats for her class Valentine's Day party on Thursday.  My answer is usually no because I'm not really a baker but I'm home this week and since I've got the time, I'll channel a little Martha Stewart and we can bake some brownies (two-bite style) and top them with something valentiney.  It'll be fun. 

Wednesday, 3:30 pm:

Juliana asked if I baked her treats.  Well, no, because there is two inches of drywall dust on every flat surface in the house and I thought I should tackle that.  But we've got lots of time.

Wednesday, 7:45 pm:

Juliana wants to know if she can help with the brownies.  Well......I don't generally bake after the sun goes down.  And I really don't bake with children after the sun goes down.  But I'll make an exception, just this once.  So she helps me with the mix.  We grease the mini-muffin tins, fill them and pop them in the oven.

Wednesday, 8:10 pm:

Hmmm.  Those look bigger than I had planned.  I wonder how well they will come out of the tin?  I wait a bit so that they can cool but I'm still not certain that they'll come out clean.

Wednesday, 8:30 pm:

Uh, oh.  Not coming out clean at all.  I'll wait a couple of more minutes.  I'll just go down to the basement with Peter and talk about paint colours.

Wednesday, 8:33 pm:

What the heck was that crash?  Could it be? [Run upstairs to kitchen].  Yup, Maggie tried to help get them out of the tin and knocked it to the floor.  They came out clean.

Wednesday, 8:35 pm:

Peter leaves for the grocery store to buy bags and bags of Two-Bite Brownies.  I can use the icing to stick the valentine smarties on the top later.

Wednesday, 8:38 pm:

Juliana asks where Daddy is going.  I explain that the brownie experiment didn't really go as I had planned so he was going out to buy some.  Do you know what she said?  "Mommy, can you put them in a container when I take them to school?"  "Of course", I say, wondering how else she thought they could be transported.  And then she adds:  "Because I told everyone that you were going to bake brownies and that way everyone will think that you didn't just go and buy them."

Twist. Knife. Here.

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