Mike.

On our camping trip we discovered a guy on the highway selling firewood so we gave him our business.

With each purchase, we got one of these:

"Oh, hey, that's great", said Peter after the first visit, "a coaster."  

Mike thought that was funny.  Because it's actually a business card.

If you need firewood, give Mike a call.  Or drop by.

Oh, Mike.  I think you're better off relying on word of mouth.  Or a new marketing guy.

Meanwhile, I hope my cold beer doesn't smudge your info.....